Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated
on me from the beginning, and when I confront him,
he denies everything. What's worse, everyone
knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also,
since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even
looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and
cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I
have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't
even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't
need him anymore you're a United States Senator
from New York now!